Ujian Dementia
Betapa cekapnya anda!!
Di bawah ada ( 4 ) soalan dan satu soalan bonus. Anda perlu menjawab dengan pantas. Anda tidak boleh mengambil masa, perlu menjawabnya segera. OK?
Mari cuba, lihat sendiri berapa pantas dan hebatnya diri anda.....
Ready? GO!!! (lihat bawah)
Soalan Pertama:
A nda menyertai perlumbaan. Anda mengejar dan memotong orang yang kedua. Sekarang Anda ditempat yang ke berapa?
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Jawapan: Jika jawapan anda tempat yang pertama, sudah tentu jawapan anda salah! Jika anda memotong orang kedua sudah tentu anda mengambil tempatnya, tempat kedua!
Cuba jangan lihat atas semula untuk soalan seterus. Sekarang jawab soalan kedua, tetapi jangan ambil terlalu banyak masa seperti soalan pertama OK ?
Soalan Kedua:
J ika anda memotong tempat orang yang terakhir, jadi anda di tempat...? (lihat bawah)
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Jawapan: Jika jawapan anda tempat kedua terakhir, anda salah lagi.. siapakah yang terakhir, bagaimana anda boleh memotong orang yang terakhir?
Adakah anda pantas dan cerdek, tidak begitu rupanya.?
Soalan Ketiga:
S oalan kira-kira bermuslihat! Perhatian: Ini mesti dilakukan tanpa menggunakan fikiran sahaja . Jangan guna kertas dan pensil atau mesen kira-kira. Cuba lah...
Ambil 1000 dan campur 40 . Sekarang campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 30 .... Campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 20 ... Campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 10 ... Berapa kah jumlah semua?
Lihat bawah untuk ...jawapan.. ..
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Adakah jawapan anda 5000 ?
Jawapan sebanar adalah 4100.
Jika anda tak percaya gunakan mesen kira-kira.! Mungkin ini bukan hari anda kan? Mungkin anda boleh jawab soalan yang akhir ini dengan betul ... Cuba.
Soalan keempat:
Bapa Mary ada seramai lima orang anak gadis: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Apakah nama anak gadisnya yang terakhir?
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Adakah jawapan anda Nunu? Salah! sudah tentu Salah.
Namanya Mary. Baca semula soalan!
Okay, cuba jawab soalan bonus:
S orang bisu pergi ke mini-market untuk membeli sebatang berus gigi. Dengan mengayakan lakunan memberus gigi ia berjaya menerangkan hasratnya kepada pekedai dan ia berjaya membeli berus gigi itu.
Seterusnya, seorang buta pergi ke mini-market, untuk membeli cermin mata hitam, bagaimaa dia menerangkan kepada pekedai itu hasratnya. ...?
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Dia hanya membuka mulutnya dan menyebut apa yang dihajati
Mudah sahaja.
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1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA (WOMEN ONLY)
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you, switch it off first.
4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP (WOMEN ALSO)
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
Lastly.....
5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )
Have A Nice day
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DON'T SLEEP WITH
DON'T SLEEP WITH
DON'T SLEEP WITH
DON'T SLEEP WITH
DON'T SLEEP WITH
DON'T SLEEP WITH
DON'T SLEEP WITH
1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA (WOMEN ONLY)
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you, switch it off first.
4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP (WOMEN ALSO)
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
Lastly.....
5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )
Have A Nice day
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
penjual telor yang terlampau
Penjual Telur Di sebuah pasar tradisional.
Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"
Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"
Pembeli: "Telur ayam."
Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"
Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."
Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"
Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."
Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?"
Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah... " (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau selatan?"
Pembeli: "Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan? "
Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah.
Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang.
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Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"
Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"
Pembeli: "Telur ayam."
Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"
Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."
Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"
Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."
Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?"
Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah... " (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau selatan?"
Pembeli: "Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan? "
Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah.
Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang.
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Artis wanita cun .yg Melampau......
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Where The Astronomer In Under One Roof
http://www.astrowan.blogspot.com
Breaking News For UFO
http://ufo-now.blogspot.com/
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Monday, June 1, 2009
the great advertisement
what a wonderfull world of islam
p/s thanks for the creator of these ads
he just get he's mind out of the box......
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