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Thomas A Edison once quoted that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Let’s see how could we apply the same quote, to the different people with a little bit of twist.

Politician
Career is 1% bullshit, 99% stupid followers.

Male Prostitute
Income is 1% good look, 99% erection.

Student Akademi Fantasia
Kejuaraan ialah 1% buat muka innocent, 99% sms.

Low Cost Air Carrier
No frill is 1% service, 99% screwing your ass.

Cikgu Sekolah
Hidup ialah 1% mengajar, 99% mengelakkan diri dari dipukul oleh murid murid.

Malaysia Hockey Team
Winning is 1% training, 99% errrr… coach’s responsibility.

Spiritual Medium
Getting rid of ghost possession is 1% luck, 99% getting paid for having sex with a stupid woman.

Members of Parliament
Good debate is 1% bow tie, 99% neck tie.

White Collar Workers
Promotion is 1% pretending to do work, 99% kissing the boss’s ass.

Housewife
Successful housewife is 1%....wait, 100% nagging!

University Students particularly engineering students
First Class Honours is 1% paying attention, 99% spot the right questions.

Wartawan Luar
Laporan berita adalah 1% pantun dan madah, 99% angkat tangan tak berhenti henti.

Blogger
Interesting blog is 1% fact, 99% rubbish. (I am referring to other people blog)

Scratch and Win Business Operator
Profit is 1% capital, 99% idiots.